Below is a small list of AMOG lines that I put on my computer years ago. Obviously, I take no credit for creating any of these. I'm just posting them as a sample. I'd post a source for where they came from, but they were just in a random text file...so there you go:
AMOG: Here, hold this for me man. PUA: Dude, I'm not IN the holding business, you know that. [to girls] this guy's been trying to get someone to hold this all night.
AMOG: [if the AMOG stutters or pauses] PUA: Speak up, so I can hear you.
AMOG: [calls you out on something] PUA: *gasp* You cracked the caper! I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids! [pretend to pull off rubber masl] BLAARRGGG!
AMOG: [protective line] PUA: Haha look at this guy. Can't even balance his own checkbook and he's being all Mister Protective.
AMOG: [amoggy line] PUA: Dude you are just like my bratty little brother! I'm telling MOM on you!
AMOG: [amoggy line] PUA: Alright, ok, so you're starting? [to target] This is good, it's verbal jousting. [to AMOG] Alright, go ahead, you can start.
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Make a joke, make the date, get off the phone. Period.
