Alright so let me set the stage for you guys. Once upon a time there was this, oh lets say HB8. Anyways this HB8 never had a ****ing clue she was an HB8 and clearly was quite self-concious (but aren't all females) and she decided to date this guy who had some terrible ****in ADD and he jumped around all the time and was basically a ****in clown and it always bothered me, i never wanted to date the girl he was with however, it's just i thought that the guy was a complete fag and i was amazed at how he was getting action from this HB8 when she wasn't giving it to me.
Chapter 1: Game day
Anyways now to the main story. I had just came home for the weekend after another week away for work. The boys were all in town and were stoked because there was gonna be one last grad party before we called it a summer. The bonus of this party was it was at this chicks house who owned a ****in mansion and got a mini cooper for her sweet 16. Anyways my best buddy called me up and said he was havin the fellas over for some drinkin games and just chillin with the guys for a bit before we went and met up with the ladies (not a bad start). So basically i cruised on over me and my buddy picked up a case of brew and the boys came over and we got loaded. It was 11:00 and i decided to change things up and throw in the old sun glasses at night technique (Aviators) and a pretty mint muscle shirt that my buddy had let me borrow for the evening. We walked into the mansion like we owned the place (it was just down the street from my house) and the party hit off pretty quickly, i wasn't really paying much attention to any women at first because i kind of had a long distance commitment (****ing terrible idea..never do it) and i was dumb. I got a lot of compliment on my glasses and quite a few glances but i was just stoked to chill with the fellas. Later that night as i got drunker i got a phone call from commitment girl and she said some things that got me rattled and i hung up the phone and said **** it. I went downstairs and selected my target. The ****in HB8 that the ****ing dickhole kid had been dating for about a year, she had been trying to talk to me all night and i hadn't been giving her much. I sat down next to her and a few others and played it smooth and mainly conversed with other friends however she was very happy to see me, i threw some negs her way (dont remember) and when i got the proper IOI's i asked her where she was staying tonight.. She said she was staying here which was a wicked response. I then proceeded to ask her if she could show me where she was sleeping and she was more than happy too. She led me upstairs and we started to fool around in the room she was staying in when the mom of the party hostess walked in and flipped ****. Needless to say HB8 was pretty scared because she was caught with me messing around by the mother and she started panicing. I wanted to close this chick more than anything though and i was ready to go so i told her she could stay at my house. We began to walk down the street to my house which was a minute walk away and i started to think that I definately wanted to finnish what i started.
Chapter 2: My house lol..
We began to walk up the drive way when this perfect idea hit me, it was summer and i had a pool, and the whole skinny dipping thing had worked the weekend before at the beach so i told her "Listen, i'm not tired yet, i'm not going to bed until you and i go skinny dipping" She didnt even hesitate. We went to the pool and got naked (she kept her bottoms on/ but it was alright cause she had perfect breasts) and began to make out. I was effing shocked, one of the most unreal things ever. By this time it was about 130 and she began to get cold. I took her to the pool house and we toweled each other down. She then went to town and began to blow me, time flew by and i hadn't blew my load yet (see Nelo's post) Anyways i then decided **** it, this girls naked and i want to try some new **** so i started to titty fvck her. I didn't do this for very long, she had great breasts but i instantly found out that it was overrated, no big deal though, i can say that i've done it. I then asked her if she wanted to **** but it looks like i picked the wrong time of the month to seduce this girl (complete downer but i'll live.) We continued to hook up until about say 530 in the AM when i sobered up. She asked me if she could go to bed in the house now and i declined, got my car keys and drove her home at 530AM.
Anyways i have to say it was one of the sickest experiences ever, if you can ever hookup with a girl in a pool do it up no doubt. But let me finnish the story, eventually rumours got around that HB8 left the party with me, her boyfriend being the fruitbasket he was flipped and she admitted it. About 5 days later i was on my computer when my buddy was over and i read on facebook that they were no longer in a relationship. Despite how much i hate this kid who was dating her i kinda felt bad about it and i told my buddy that. He then looked at me and told me one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
"It's alright man, it's no big deal, you just taught buddy a very valuable lesson... Don't Date Up."
Meaning don't date someone better than you.
Anyways i lost it. It was friggin hilarious and i kind of think i did buddy a favor in the end. No big deal...
Sorry it's so long but i think it needed the detail.
haha "don't date up". Good story by the way. Kind of funny how even though you offered to let her sleep at your place to begin with that when she finally wanted to sleep you drove her home instead. good story
