K i just helped my grandma into the house and she said something funny as ****. so i thought i'd share, its good for a laugh or two.
So my grandma is great, nicest woman i know but she has a mouth on her lol. She gets up everymorning says her prayers and then she said "Jesus Christ! its cold as ****!"
She came in to wake me up the other morning and says "get your ass outta bed, and how the **** do you sleep in here with the fan on when its -20 degrees out!"
and just now she said....." ****! Its cold enough to freeze a brass monkeyes balls off!"
Hahahahahahaha i laughed my ass off
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hahaha, that's funny my grandparents are about the same in terms of church and everything, but for christmas this year my grandfather gave my grandmother a pillow that reads:
"Queen of ****ing everything" Seeing the reaction on her face when she saw it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen haha
thats beautiful "Its cold enough to freeze a brass monkeyes balls off!" hahaha next time im down your introducing me, if i havent met her once already??
