--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Field Report No.2 By Skit My First Kiss-Close ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
It started with a call....
I was walking out of the shower, and the phone rang. I answered. It was my "friend." Lets call him AFC Andrew. He asked me if i wanted to check out a movie later that night. Step Brothers...great movie. Now i already saw the movie AND to be honest i cant stand AFC Andrew. But Game comes first! So i decided it was a good opportunity to sarge.
Well it was a ****ing tuesday night....Mall was pretty well empty, movie theatre was about the same. So theres no sets to open, and im at a movie with a complete tool. But this wouldnt be much of a FR if i didn't get into something interesting lol.
I walk outside to get some air and get away from AFC Andrew while hes buying food. I see a 4 set outside. 3 chicks, one guy. 2 possible targets. I open with the 2-part kiss opener. It hooks instantly BAM im in set and RUNNIN THAT BITCH haha. So i run game on them, and find out that the guy likes one of the chicks, lets call her HB1 for lack of creativity, so i go for her because i enjoy a challenge.
The set asks me my name. I say "Skit" "Skit? you're joking right" "Haha no thats what my friends call me" "Well whats you're real name?" "How bout you guys come to this movie with me and my friend, then if you behave i'll tell you my real name"
Next thing I know im sitting next to my target, arm around her, smelling her neck.
At this point im nervous, Its not like i havnt made out with a chick before. Its that I've never made out with a chick within 20 mins of meeting her, i didnt even know her name. So she gave me the opportunity to initiate the make out twice at this point and i was too nervous to take it. So i said to myself "dont bitch out you punk! Make out with this Chick NOW!" So thats what i did. I made out with her a few times more during the movie and when we were walking out we had to stop and go at one more time.
So I was pumped, laughing my ass off at AFC Andrew who didnt know what the hell i did, and that guy that liked the girl (the one who actually showed up with her) He was starring at me like i was god. He actually walked up to me afterward and said "How the **** did you do that?" I laughed and said i didnt know.
There you have it, my first kiss-close.
Good Lookin
Skit.
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