Heres a list of some of my favorite indirect openers:
One liners:
Do i look like a drug dealer?-Cajun
Do I look Gay?
Does this shirt make me look tall- Mystery
Do drunk "i love yous count"-Sinn
More complex:
2 part kiss opener: "my friends been going out with this girl for 4 months and they got in a fight last night over a kiss. Do you think its cheating if she goes to aparty and makes out with a guy, but doesnt give her number or name" (they respond) You say: "okay i lied, she made out with a girl, is that still cheating?"-Style (To the woman you want:) “Are you wearing makeup?”(She responds – usually ‘yes’, especially if in a night club.)“Oh. OK. I’m sure you’re still pretty.”OR“Hold your hand out.” (Slap hand playfully.) “That’s forcheating.”-Mr.M
those are only a few but they work great.
Skit
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Make a joke, make the date, get off the phone. Period.
